A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
formula for dastardly fun: replace the blonde in every blonde joke with a white man and 1) comedy gold 2) laugh as white man yells
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
it really sucks when u grow apart from ur friends it’s undoubtably the worst