remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
LET THERE BE BONES!
you get a bone and you get a bone you all get a bone… it is bird oprah
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
I weep for humanity
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON
Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account
She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice
She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female
"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."
Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults
*rips heart out*
look at Jay lol
OMG I LOVE THIS. Blue knows she’s flawless.Precious!
I STAN FOR THIS BABY I LOVE HER SO MUCH BEYONCE PLS LET ME BE HER NANNY I WILL DROP OUT OF COLLEGE